Funny Joke To Have A Blissful Weekend

Joke 1

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.

While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table

to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away.

The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away.

Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The

Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and

swallowed it.

The other men saw this but just kept on eating.

About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased

it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for

sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

Joke 2

A wife

went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from okuku village and who seemed clever. ... He

called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood

when the maid arrived. Husband: Do you know what this is?

Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know

what it s for?

Maid:Yes

Husband: show me. The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid

then began,"My name is sikira , I'm 23 years old and I'm from okuku. I want to make a shout- out to my parents,Mr and Mrs Oyedemi, my uncle, Brother Yemi money and My aunty, Mrs Sade, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Nuru that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo

by Flavour?" Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your microphone I'm through...